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Great Odins Raven

Heed my words evildoers, now heed yours, now heed mine. Sadly, your words aren’t as mighty as mine, but if you stopped being an evildoer and used Odin Spice body wash they could be as mighty as I. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in Asgard with the God you evildoers could fight like. What’s in your hand? Why, it’s the mighty hammer Mjolnir. Anything is possible...

Jul 6th

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Avengers, Assemble!

Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back to your man, now back to me. Sadly, he’s not me, but if he stopped being lazy, and went for government testing, he could be as strong as me. Look down, now look up. Where are you? You’re at S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ, with the man your man could be as strong as. What’s in your hand? I have it, vibranium. Look again, it’s...

Jul 6th

May the 4th be with you